Flabarfget is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever cat.

Flabarfget created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flabarfget, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flabarfget, he will not care.

Flabarfget's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Flabarfget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flabarfget.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabarfget.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.