Bastdam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair armadillo.

Bastdam created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastdam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bastdam, he will not care at all.

Bastdam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bastdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.