Natfarbamlipkipzodmadcat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, calm horse.

Natfarbamlipkipzodmadcat created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Natfarbamlipkipzodmadcat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Natfarbamlipkipzodmadcat, he will destroy your home planet.

Natfarbamlipkipzodmadcat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Natfarbamlipkipzodmadcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Respect your elders.