Spaghubgon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, blissful dove.

Spaghubgon created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spaghubgon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Spaghubgon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Spaghubgon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Spaghubgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Do not take Spaghubgon's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Spaghubgon on top of all buildings.