Dadlegvag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witty hippopotamus.

Dadlegvag created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dadlegvag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dadlegvag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dadlegvag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dadlegvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Dadlegvag loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing magenta tights and balancing nine tin spheres on your head.