Ripsomdut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty crocodile.

Ripsomdut created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripsomdut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ripsomdut, it will turn you into a tree.

Ripsomdut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ripsomdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ripsomdut.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.