Rigraptail is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident wasp.

Rigraptail created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigraptail, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigraptail, it will turn you into a snail.

Rigraptail's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rigraptail's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve mites for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.