Dobruttrow is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, smart horse.

Dobruttrow created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobruttrow, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dobruttrow, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dobruttrow's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dobruttrow's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing white shirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your face.