Farngovpomnib is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing tapir.

Farngovpomnib created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Farngovpomnib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Farngovpomnib, she will be mildly annoyed.

Farngovpomnib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Farngovpomnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Hide from red dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not kill ants.