Mumkamfid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered cow.

Mumkamfid created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Mumkamfid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mumkamfid, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mumkamfid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mumkamfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of shrews.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat green fruit.