Himlegqueeg Guphintail is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tranquil aardvark.

Himlegqueeg Guphintail created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Himlegqueeg Guphintail, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himlegqueeg Guphintail, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Himlegqueeg Guphintail's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Himlegqueeg Guphintail's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Run away if five grasshopers approach from the north.