Nilminyat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous octopus.

Nilminyat created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilminyat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilminyat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nilminyat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nilminyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to hamsters while wearing white shoes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.