Fodhitbagcimrowminfossrig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking goblin.

Fodhitbagcimrowminfossrig created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodhitbagcimrowminfossrig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fodhitbagcimrowminfossrig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fodhitbagcimrowminfossrig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fodhitbagcimrowminfossrig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always obey Fodhitbagcimrowminfossrig's priests.

5. Never talk about dark matter.