Tadjaddog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing crab.

Tadjaddog created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tadjaddog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadjaddog, she will be very unhappy.

Tadjaddog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tadjaddog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tadjaddog on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.