Mablunsin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving troll.

Mablunsin created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mablunsin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mablunsin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mablunsin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mablunsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing pink shoes and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Mablunsin on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.