Hivzogbad Jenyakbosswit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, loving dragonfly.

Hivzogbad Jenyakbosswit created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivzogbad Jenyakbosswit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hivzogbad Jenyakbosswit, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hivzogbad Jenyakbosswit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hivzogbad Jenyakbosswit's Holy Commandments

1. Hivzogbad Jenyakbosswit loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Hivzogbad Jenyakbosswit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hivzogbad Jenyakbosswit on top of all buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.