Tabvagfom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, capable bat.

Tabvagfom created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tabvagfom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tabvagfom, it will turn you into a rat.

Tabvagfom's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tabvagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Run away if four eagles approach from the east.

5. Do not take Tabvagfom's name in vain.