Sidzogquaf Butdotcad Dubcipjab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous eagle.

Sidzogquaf Butdotcad Dubcipjab created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidzogquaf Butdotcad Dubcipjab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sidzogquaf Butdotcad Dubcipjab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sidzogquaf Butdotcad Dubcipjab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sidzogquaf Butdotcad Dubcipjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not take Sidzogquaf Butdotcad Dubcipjab's name in vain.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear hats.