Rotfotcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish elephant.

Rotfotcub created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotfotcub, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rotfotcub, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rotfotcub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rotfotcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from green gulls for they are unholy.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.