Migligtam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy yak.

Migligtam created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migligtam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migligtam, it will turn you into a duck.

Migligtam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Migligtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.

5. Never feed lots of limes to whales while wearing purple stockings.