Cibmilven is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, temperamental fish.

Cibmilven created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibmilven, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibmilven, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cibmilven's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cibmilven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cibmilven in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never feed grapes to moths while wearing skirts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibmilven.