Poglinstig Legstigzen Flowlanarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast wyrm.

Poglinstig Legstigzen Flowlanarn created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poglinstig Legstigzen Flowlanarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Poglinstig Legstigzen Flowlanarn, it will send you a sign.

Poglinstig Legstigzen Flowlanarn's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Poglinstig Legstigzen Flowlanarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Poglinstig Legstigzen Flowlanarn.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Poglinstig Legstigzen Flowlanarn in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.