Abzodmadquaftigdap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omnipotent human.

Abzodmadquaftigdap created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abzodmadquaftigdap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Abzodmadquaftigdap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Abzodmadquaftigdap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Abzodmadquaftigdap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Abzodmadquaftigdap six times a day.

2. Never laugh near tortoises.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.