Gonnargofbon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart chinchilla.

Gonnargofbon created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Gonnargofbon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gonnargofbon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gonnargofbon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gonnargofbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never paint your back white.