Tensugcin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent meerkat.

Tensugcin created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tensugcin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tensugcin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tensugcin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tensugcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Tensugcin's name in vain.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Never feed oranges to moths while wearing yellow hats.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.