Yoknurlyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm elephant.

Yoknurlyatt created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoknurlyatt, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yoknurlyatt, it will laugh at you.

Yoknurlyatt's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yoknurlyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never mention turtles.