Kimcabgod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent capybara.

Kimcabgod created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimcabgod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kimcabgod, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kimcabgod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kimcabgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing fawn corsets and balancing three zinc spheres on your head.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Run away from indigo capybaras, for they are unholy.