Carhubarfmiggumvagbagcep is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, contented lobster.

Carhubarfmiggumvagbagcep created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Carhubarfmiggumvagbagcep, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Carhubarfmiggumvagbagcep, it will turn you into a rat.

Carhubarfmiggumvagbagcep's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Carhubarfmiggumvagbagcep's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Carhubarfmiggumvagbagcep.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Carhubarfmiggumvagbagcep.