Fabdogpan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish dryad.

Fabdogpan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabdogpan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fabdogpan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fabdogpan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fabdogpan's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fabdogpan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Never feed oranges to frogs while wearing kilts.