Mobstragkab is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous
centipede.
Mobstragkab created humankind six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mobstragkab, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Mobstragkab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Mobstragkab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Mobstragkab's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of peas to sharks while wearing gray ear rings.
2. Never talk about tortoises.
3. Do not take Mobstragkab's name in vain.
4. Never sit in the presence of rats.
5. Always help sick monkeys.