Tonkdubvidbissrawgigyam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying bat.

Tonkdubvidbissrawgigyam created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkdubvidbissrawgigyam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tonkdubvidbissrawgigyam, she will turn you into a worm.

Tonkdubvidbissrawgigyam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tonkdubvidbissrawgigyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Worship no other gods but Tonkdubvidbissrawgigyam.

4. Never paint your back pink.

5. Never write about asteroids.