Stikstigbud is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awesome bee.

Stikstigbud created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stikstigbud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stikstigbud, it will turn you into a tree.

Stikstigbud's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stikstigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Never paint your head gray.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.