Kemraglib is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unfair swan.

Kemraglib created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Kemraglib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kemraglib, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Kemraglib's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kemraglib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about spacetime.