Flishonlig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, idiotic horse.

Flishonlig created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flishonlig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flishonlig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Flishonlig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Flishonlig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flishonlig first in all things.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Hide if seven cats approach from the east.

4. Run away if three foxes approach from the south.

5. Never sit in holy places.