Higsogjad Midominbegbat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty sheep.

Higsogjad Midominbegbat created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higsogjad Midominbegbat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Higsogjad Midominbegbat, he will turn you into a frog.

Higsogjad Midominbegbat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Higsogjad Midominbegbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must love Higsogjad Midominbegbat.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Always stare at clouds.