Ganpompib is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful armadillo.

Ganpompib created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganpompib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ganpompib, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ganpompib's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ganpompib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never laugh in the presence of bats.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not take Ganpompib's name in vain.