Gadtailstik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish scorpion.

Gadtailstik created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadtailstik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadtailstik, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gadtailstik's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gadtailstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look in ponds.