Mitbessmon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unjust dragonfly.

Mitbessmon created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbessmon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitbessmon, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mitbessmon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mitbessmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not keep seven doves in a large pit.