Dadhascat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, uncaring rat.

Dadhascat created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadhascat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dadhascat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dadhascat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dadhascat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must love Dadhascat.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.