Weghityarp Mobbenjendan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, competent weasel.

Weghityarp Mobbenjendan created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weghityarp Mobbenjendan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Weghityarp Mobbenjendan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Weghityarp Mobbenjendan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Weghityarp Mobbenjendan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.