Wigbeplog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying fairy.

Wigbeplog created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbeplog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigbeplog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wigbeplog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Wigbeplog's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never paint your arms violet.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wigbeplog on top of all buildings.