Ranfagleg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, grumpy fox.

Ranfagleg created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranfagleg, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ranfagleg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ranfagleg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ranfagleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Retreat if five rats approach from the west.

5. Never wear kilts.