Zeddidkim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omniscient beaver.

Zeddidkim created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Zeddidkim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zeddidkim, he will laugh at you.

Zeddidkim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zeddidkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing black shirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your legs.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near goats while wearing cyan stockings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zeddidkim.