Quimzogyart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, impressive penguin.

Quimzogyart created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimzogyart, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimzogyart, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Quimzogyart's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Quimzogyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear red boots.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Always obey Quimzogyart's priests.