Pinquatfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered mouse.

Pinquatfar created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinquatfar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pinquatfar, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Pinquatfar's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pinquatfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing black coats and balancing five silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing green skirts.

5. Never wear violet dresses.