Rutvidbell is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate fly.

Rutvidbell created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutvidbell, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rutvidbell, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Rutvidbell's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rutvidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Rutvidbell loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. You must love Rutvidbell.