Dumbasslog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish shark.

Dumbasslog created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumbasslog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dumbasslog, she will make you grow a tail.

Dumbasslog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dumbasslog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Put Dumbasslog first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.