Linbonkwee is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced chinchilla.

Linbonkwee created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linbonkwee, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Linbonkwee, she will throw large rocks at you.

Linbonkwee's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Linbonkwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Do not take Linbonkwee's name in vain.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.