Dodnurtqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unfair donkey.

Dodnurtqueeg created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodnurtqueeg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dodnurtqueeg, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dodnurtqueeg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dodnurtqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.