Mishunbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, almighty sheep.

Mishunbep created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mishunbep, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mishunbep, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mishunbep's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mishunbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide if seven sharks approach from the south.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.